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''April's the Boss'' Lyrics

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(A typical scene at a children’s party. In the room are the Ninja Turtles with April and Venus, the Thunderkittens, Danny, Alexis, Lightning, and Tig. Charles is standing in the centre of the room, dressed like Gru (only with a more colourful scarf) and addressing the kids)

CHARLES:  Okay kids! We're gonna play Simon Says!

TIG: (Stepping up) I'll start it. (The children are in two rows in the following order; the front row: Danny, Wilykit, Mikey, Donny, and Leo whilst in the back row are Wilykat, Alexis, Lightning, Raph and April) Simon says raise your arms. (The kids do so) Simon says turn around (Same again). Simon says clap your hands (Once more, but April pulls out before Tig’s finished). Simon says –

APRIL: (Pushing Tig to one side) Okay strong-boy. It's my turn now.

CHORUS: April's the boss. April's the boss!  So you gotta listen to April. Listen to April! April's the boss. April's the boss! So you gotta listen to April. Listen to April! And here's what April says!

APRIL: April says put your hands on your head.

CHORUS: (Doing so) Listen to April! Listen to April!

APRIL: April says, now turn around.

CHORUS: (Doing so and Venus moves over to stand in front of everyone) Listen to April! Listen to April!

APRIL: Put your hands by your side. (Danny, Wilykat and Alexis take their hands down) Ah-ah-ah I didn't say April says.

(The three mentioned leave the game then Venus puts her hands on her head)

CHORUS:
April's the boss. So listen to April. And here's what April says.

APRIL: April says take your hands off your head.

CHORUS: (Doing so) Listen to April! Listen to April!

APRIL: April says put them on your hips now.

CHORUS: (Doing so) Listen to April! Listen to April!

APRIL: Now jump up and down. (Wilykit, Lightning and Raph jump) Ah-ah-ah I didn't say April says.

(The three mentioned leave the game)

CHORUS:
April's the boss. So listen to April. And here's what April says.

APRIL: April says, I will not be a damsel no more. No I won’t! April says I'm wanna redeem by way-hey-hey-hey! April says I'm gonna stay a beautiful girl. Yes I will! April says I'm gonna find my father someday!

RAPHAEL: (Rolling his eyes) Oh good grief(!)

APRIL: April says pick up your right foot.

CHORUS: (Doing so) Listen to April! Listen to April!

APRIL: April says now hop on your left foot.

CHORUS: (Doing so) Listen to April! Listen to April!

APRIL: Now start running in place. (All except Venus do so) Ah-ah-ah I didn't say April says.

(Mikey leaves dejectedly whilst Donny and Leo finish the song before exiting, leaving Venus still hopping, therefore the winner)

CHORUS:
April's the boss. So listen to April. And that’s what April says!
This is a :iconlkhff: parody of the song from "It's Flash Beagle, Charlie Brown" with young Miss April in the role of Lucy.

Hope you like it.

I'm sure you know all the drill by now on who owns who...
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