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LKHFF 12 Days of Christmas (Garfield Advent Style)

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CHARLES: (Playing a piano) On the first Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: A Beastte in a Pear Tree
(Maria, in a sexy partridge outfit - without the beak - is sitting in the branches of a pear tree, when she is suddenly yanked within the leaves. There's a scuffle, a few feathers go flying, some pears drop to the ground and Heath Lynx falls out and lies there out cold)

QUEEN ELIZA: On the second Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 2 Golden Crowns
(Claw & Benny present Eliza with a gold tiara each. The audience goes "Awwww...")
CHARLES: And a Beastte in a Pear Tree 
(Maria walks under a pear tree, when a brown hand in a teal sleeve emerges behind the trunk, grabs her throat and drags her behind it. Again, Heath Lynx comes flying out in a daze, before flopping down on the ground)

MR. MANX: On the third Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 3 Fruit Cakes
(Mr Manx is already holding a fruit, then one drops on top, causing him to buckle under the weight, whilst a third one brings his arms to the floor and his monocle to pop out)
QUEEN ELIZA: 2 Golden Crowns
CHARLES: And a Beastte in a Pear Tree
(Maria and Heath begin a comical search by checking round both sides and from different heights of the tree trunk, but not seeing each other. This happens 5 times until Heath's head and arms appear on the left side of the tree, and Maria's legs and tail appear on the right side)

JOHNNY: On the fourth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 4 Jam Doughnuts
(Johnny lifts up all four doughnuts in his hands, opens his mouth wide and squirts the jam inside the doughnuts into his mouth one-by-one)
MR. MANX: 3 Fruit Cakes
QUEEN ELIZA: 2 Golden Crowns
CHARLES: And a Beastte in a Pear Tree
(Heath tries a new tactic - by shaking the trunk with his hands. The result of this is he's buried under a large pile of pears. Then a solitary pear drops off the tree and bounces to the ground)

CHARLES: On the fifth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
CUBS: 5 Thousand Presents!
(Presents appear in the vast room and lift the Christmas tree right up to the ceiling. Lightning slides up, near-bottom right of the pile, with a huge smile on his face)
JOHNNY: 4 Jam Doughnuts
MR. MANX: 3 Fruit Cakes
QUEEN ELIZA: 2 Golden Crowns
CHARLES: And a Beastte in a Pear Tree
(Heath is chasing Maria to-and-fro under the tree. When Maria runs right-to-left, she skids to a halt, kicks the trunk and unsuspecting Heath is buried under a pile of pears again. Maria smiles)

BENNY: On the sixth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 6 Royal Coaches
(Benny's waiting at a country station as Eliza's Royal Train pulls in, pulling six silvery ex-Santa Fe coaches, with the LKHFF Banner above the windows. There are several LKHFF faces in the windows, but the train stops at the Observation Car, which has Sunlight, Mackenzie & Rose waving at him)
CUBS: 5 Thousand Presents!  
(Little Simba, appears near-bottom left of the pile, smiling the same smile as Lightning)
JOHNNY: 4 Jam Doughnuts
MR. MANX: 3 Fruit Cakes
QUEEN ELIZA: 2 Golden Crowns
CHARLES: And a Beastte in a Pear Tree
(Heath is chasing Maria under the tree again. Again, Maria skids to a halt and kicks the trunk. Heath skids to a halt. Nothing happens, so he continues to run at Maria - only for a giant pear to land on him, leaving his arms sticking out under it. Again, Maria smiles)

FOXY: On the seventh Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 7 Panto Androids
(The Promenade Pals are in pantomime costumes; Gaw-Gaw the Wolf in a red hooded cape & carrying a basket, Penny the Platypus in her genie costume & carrying a lamp, Woofie the Dog dressed as Disney's Mad Hatter, Cheese the Mouse is poor Cinderella with a mop and bucket, Fluff the Cat's in a Dick Whittington costume with a bundle on a stick & Possie the Possum's wearing a Dorothy costume with ruby slippers. Foxy (wearing Disney's Captain Hook's red coat over her usual piratical attire) is counting them with her hook. Suddenly Munch the Alligator pops out of the large red-&-white present the Pals surround, with a large pocket watch (soup plate-sized) which he's holding by the chain in his grinning mouth. This makes Foxy jump in surprise)
BENNY: 6 Royal Coaches
CUBS: 5 Thousand Presents!
(Alexis appears top left, smiling like the other cubs)
JOHNNY: 4 Jam Doughnuts
MR. MANX: 3 Fruit Cakes
QUEEN ELIZA: 2 Golden Crowns
CHARLES: And a Beastte in an Orange Tree. Oh! >Chuckle<...in a Pear Tree.
(Heath's got Maria cornered, but the tree's bearing the wrong fruit, until Charles sees his mistake and corrects it with his wand. Both occupants look fed up)

PO: On the eighth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 8 Plates of Noodles
(Po sucks on the end of a noodle which seems to last all eight plates. As Po finishes sucking, he gives a loud burp)
FOXY: 7 Panto Androids
BENNY: 6 Royal Coaches
CUBS: 5 Thousand Presents!
(Ling-Dragon near top-right, smiling too)
JOHNNY: 4 Jam Doughnuts
MR. MANX: 3 Fruit Cakes
QUEEN ELIZA: 2 Golden Crowns
CHARLES: And a Beastte in a Shoe Tree...Orange Tree...Pear Tree.
(Again, Heath has Maria cornered, but the tree's now bearing a variety of footwear! Charles corrects twice with his wand, first with fruit, then the right fruit. Both occupants look first annoyed, then fed up)

RAE: On the ninth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 9 Henchmen Whacking
(Rae, in her Sailor Scout attire, is surrounded by evil henchmen from the various villains the team encountered; 2 of Prince John's Archers, 2 Flying Monkeys, 2 Cyborg Serpents and Gargan & Blackguard. With a drum beat and in 6 moves, Rae leaves them out cold (she took the Lycoans out with one move. One of Prince John's Rhino Guards then try to sneak up on Rae, but she sends him flying too as the cymbals crash)
PO: 8 Plates of Noodles
FOXY: 7 Panto Androids
BENNY: 6 Royal Coaches
CUBS: 5 Thousand Presents!
(Tig appears middle-left on the pile, smiling too)
JOHNNY: 4 Jam Doughnuts
MR. MANX: 3 Fruit Cakes
QUEEN ELIZA: 2 Golden Crowns
CHARLES: And a Beastte in a pair of Underwear...>Gasp< I mean in a Pear Tree
(A set of lady's white underwear appears on Maria, over her costume. She gives a silent gasp, covers herself up and sidles off stage-left)

BONKERS: On the tenth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 10 Cups of Cocoa
(Bonkers drinks quickly from the mugs as they come out from under a despencer, till he appears to have sugar-rush jitters)
RAE: 9 Henchmen Whacking
PO: 8 Plates of Noodles
FOXY: 7 Panto Androids
BENNY: 6 Royal Coaches
CUBS: 5 Thousand Presents!
(The singers are gasping for breath as Michael & Jessica pop up. Michael is top right, comes first followed by Jessica on the top left. They too are smiling)
JOHNNY: 4 Jam Doughnuts
MR. MANX: 3 Fruit Cakes
QUEEN ELIZA: 2 Golden Crowns
CHARLES: And a Beastte in a Pear Tree
(Heath's standing under the tree and looking for Maria. He sees what looks like the orange feathers from the plume of Maria's costume. He grabs them, gives a yank - and ends up with only his arms showing, flattened under Tantor wearing the headdress from Maria's costume)

AURORA-ROSE: On the eleventh Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 11 Orbs of Power
(Aurora-Rose is standing before a large wheel with large round holes in it, rather like an old telephone dial. As the orbs come flying at her, she uses martial-arts moves to knock them into place. There are the Orbs of the El Arca 6, Leo & Benny's Shadow-Power Orbs, Rae's Moon-Power Orb, Johnny's Jungle Orb, and the last orb , which goes into the center is a CHI Orb - the largest one of all)
BONKERS: 10 Cups of Cocoa
RAE: 9 Henchmen Whacking
PO: 8 Plates of Noodles
FOXY: 7 Panto Androids
BENNY: 6 Royal Coaches
CUBS: 5 Thousand Presents!
(Danny pops up top middle, where the tree is. He too is grinning)
JOHNNY: 4 Jam Doughnuts
MR. MANX: 3 Fruit Cakes
QUEEN ELIZA: 2 Golden Crowns
CHARLES: And a Beastte in a Pear Tree
(Heath is searching for Maria, but doesn't see she's peering behind the top of a large pear to his right. She ducks out of sight when Heath spins round)

LEO: On the twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 12 Cubs A-Dancing
(Leo's in the wings of the House-of-Mouse stage, by a dressing door. The LKHFF cubs; Danny, Mackenzie, Lightning, Daniel & Tiana, Sapphire & Ruby, Alexis, Tig, Ling-Dragon, and Michael & Jessica pass by in a kick-line, "nah-nahing" the tune of the Can-Can, and onto the stage)
AURORA-ROSE: 11 Orbs of Power
BONKERS: 10 Cups of Cocoa
RAE: 9 Henchmen Whacking
PO: 8 Plates of Noodles
FOXY: 7 Panto Androids
BENNY: 6 Royal Coaches
CUBS: 5 Thousand Presents!
(Mackenzie pops up in front of the pile, centre screen, and smiles broadly like the other cubs did)
JOHNNY: 4 Jam Doughnuts
MR. MANX: 3 Fruit Cakes
QUEEN ELIZA: 2 Golden Crowns
CHARLES & CHORUS: And a Beastte in a Pear...(Heath is alone in the tree and really fed up, when 8 of the Dancing Cubs come dancing past (right to left); Stefanie & Chang, Michael & Jessica, Sapphire & Ruby, Venus the Ninja Turtle and Katrina the fawn with Maria in the middle of them. They're all still nah-nahing the Can-Can tune)
CHARLES: ...Tree? (Heath ducks into the tree, finally having enough, as the cubs and Maria come back, dancing left-to-right, with Charles on the end in his festive attire. Caption reading "Have a Very Merry Christmas!" irises in and ends the song on a jazzy piano beat)
Got the inspiration for this from here; www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TRR8M… (that includes the colours of partridge costume, the entire layout of the segments and the smiles on the cubs, yet my character is in his formal outfit #2)

(Perhaps :iconfantasyflixart: can make this as either a YouTube video or a series of images, like his Halloween "Lavender Boo". If so, I grant him full permission)

Merry Christmas to all members of :iconlkhff: and to the DA artists I admire greatly!

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Griffguy26's avatar
I do have a question what does TTTE mean?