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SPLINTER: Folks think I'm too old to run a mile
SHARD: Run a mile?
SPLINTER: Yes, run a mile
But there's one thing I still do very well
Some think I'm too old to climb a stile
SHARD: Climb a stile?
SPLINTER: But there's one thing at which I still excel
Although my whiskers are quite grey
SHARD: No, they're silver-grey!
SPLINTER: I still believe it when I say
SHARD: Well, what do you say?
SPLINTER: It's never too late to have a fling
For Autumn is just as nice as Spring
And it's never too late to fall in love
SHARD: Boop-a-Doop, Boop-a-Doop, Boop-a-Doop!!
SPLINTER: It's never too late to wink an eye
I'll do it until the day I die
And it's never too late to fall in love
SHARD: Boop-a-Doop, Boop-a-Doop, Boop-a-Doop!!
SPLINTER: If they say I'm too old for you
SHARD: Then I shall answer "Why, sir,
One never drinks the wine that's new
The old wine tastes much nicer"
SPLINTER: Oh, a gentleman never feels too weak
To pat a pink arm or pinch a cheek
And it's never too late to fall in love
SHARD: Sez who?
SPLINTER: Sez me!
SHARD: Sez you?
SPLINTER: Sez we.
SPLINTER & SHARD: Sez both of us together!
SPLINTER: It's never too late to whisper words
SHARD: Concerning the way of bees and birds
SPLINTER: And it's never too late --
SHARD: -- to fall in love
SPLINTER & SHARD: Whack-a-do, Whack-a-do, Whack-a-do!!
SHARD: It's never too late to flirt and spoon
SPLINTER: A fiddle that's old is more in tune
SHARD: And it's never too late --
SPLINTER: -- to fall in love
SPLINTER & SHARD: Whack-a-do, Whack-a-do, Whack-a-do!!
SHARD: The modern artists of today
They paint their picture faster
But when it comes to skill, I say
SPLINTER: You can't beat an Old Master
It's never too late to bill and coo
SHARD: At any age one and one make two
SPLINTER: And it's never too late to fall in...
SHARD: Never too late to fall in...
SPLINTER: Never too late to fall in...
SHARD: Love!! >Purrs as Splinter nuzzles her<
SHARD: Run a mile?
SPLINTER: Yes, run a mile
But there's one thing I still do very well
Some think I'm too old to climb a stile
SHARD: Climb a stile?
SPLINTER: But there's one thing at which I still excel
Although my whiskers are quite grey
SHARD: No, they're silver-grey!
SPLINTER: I still believe it when I say
SHARD: Well, what do you say?
SPLINTER: It's never too late to have a fling
For Autumn is just as nice as Spring
And it's never too late to fall in love
SHARD: Boop-a-Doop, Boop-a-Doop, Boop-a-Doop!!
SPLINTER: It's never too late to wink an eye
I'll do it until the day I die
And it's never too late to fall in love
SHARD: Boop-a-Doop, Boop-a-Doop, Boop-a-Doop!!
SPLINTER: If they say I'm too old for you
SHARD: Then I shall answer "Why, sir,
One never drinks the wine that's new
The old wine tastes much nicer"
SPLINTER: Oh, a gentleman never feels too weak
To pat a pink arm or pinch a cheek
And it's never too late to fall in love
SHARD: Sez who?
SPLINTER: Sez me!
SHARD: Sez you?
SPLINTER: Sez we.
SPLINTER & SHARD: Sez both of us together!
SPLINTER: It's never too late to whisper words
SHARD: Concerning the way of bees and birds
SPLINTER: And it's never too late --
SHARD: -- to fall in love
SPLINTER & SHARD: Whack-a-do, Whack-a-do, Whack-a-do!!
SHARD: It's never too late to flirt and spoon
SPLINTER: A fiddle that's old is more in tune
SHARD: And it's never too late --
SPLINTER: -- to fall in love
SPLINTER & SHARD: Whack-a-do, Whack-a-do, Whack-a-do!!
SHARD: The modern artists of today
They paint their picture faster
But when it comes to skill, I say
SPLINTER: You can't beat an Old Master
It's never too late to bill and coo
SHARD: At any age one and one make two
SPLINTER: And it's never too late to fall in...
SHARD: Never too late to fall in...
SPLINTER: Never too late to fall in...
SHARD: Love!! >Purrs as Splinter nuzzles her<
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Another take on the popular song from The Boyfriend, this time reflecting on Master Splinter after being reunited with his wife, Mistress Shard - but not in the form he expected.
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This is sweet.