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Never Too Late to Fall in Love (TMNT Style)

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SPLINTER: Folks think I'm too old to run a mile

SHARD: Run a mile?

SPLINTER: Yes, run a mile
But there's one thing I still do very well
Some think I'm too old to climb a stile

SHARD: Climb a stile?

SPLINTER: But there's one thing at which I still excel
Although my whiskers are quite grey

SHARD: No, they're silver-grey!

SPLINTER: I still believe it when I say

SHARD: Well, what do you say?

SPLINTER: It's never too late to have a fling
For Autumn is just as nice as Spring
And it's never too late to fall in love


SHARD: Boop-a-Doop, Boop-a-Doop, Boop-a-Doop!!

SPLINTER: It's never too late to wink an eye
I'll do it until the day I die
And it's never too late to fall in love


SHARD: Boop-a-Doop, Boop-a-Doop, Boop-a-Doop!!

SPLINTER: If they say I'm too old for you

SHARD: Then I shall answer "Why, sir,
One never drinks the wine that's new
The old wine tastes much nicer"


SPLINTER: Oh, a gentleman never feels too weak
To pat a pink arm or pinch a cheek
And it's never too late to fall in love

SHARD: Sez who?

SPLINTER: Sez me!

SHARD: Sez you?

SPLINTER: Sez we.

SPLINTER & SHARD: Sez both of us together!

SPLINTER: It's never too late to whisper words

SHARD: Concerning the way of bees and birds

SPLINTER: And it's never too late -- 

SHARD: -- to fall in love

SPLINTER & SHARD: Whack-a-do, Whack-a-do, Whack-a-do!!

SHARD: It's never too late to flirt and spoon

SPLINTER: A fiddle that's old is more in tune

SHARD: And it's never too late --

SPLINTER: -- to fall in love

SPLINTER & SHARD: Whack-a-do, Whack-a-do, Whack-a-do!!

SHARD: The modern artists of today
They paint their picture faster
But when it comes to skill, I say


SPLINTER: You can't beat an Old Master
It's never too late to bill and coo


SHARD: At any age one and one make two

SPLINTER: And it's never too late to fall in...

SHARD: Never too late to fall in...

SPLINTER: Never too late to fall in...

SHARD: Love!! >Purrs as Splinter nuzzles her<
Another take on the popular song from The Boyfriend, this time reflecting on Master Splinter after being reunited with his wife, Mistress Shard - but not in the form he expected.

Splinter © :iconnickelodeon-plz:
Shard 
© Fantasiawandering/shardsoftangshen.tumblr.com/
Image 
© :iconfivefootoh:
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