Rogon's Counting Song

G'LOONA: Rogon, is that your thinking cap?

ROGON: Nah, this is my learning cap, for doing sums an' that, an' knowing how to count. "One an' one is one, an' another one is another one"

FURTY: That's not counting at all!

WONALD: I beat you can't count at all.

ROGON: Who can't? You just pin your ear 'oles back, Master Clever-clogs, an' I'll show you how to count alright!
One Orb an' an Orb adds up to some Orbs..

CUBS: Two!

ROGON: An' two Orbs an' an Orb adds up to more...

CUBS: Three!

ROGON: An' three Orbs an' an Orb, makes an awful lot of Orbs...

SKINNET: Four!

ROGON: Four Orbs an' an Orb, so I've often heard it said,
Gives you more Orbs than you've ever had before!

CUBS: Five!

ROGON: What? Well, I'll paint my horn blue(!)
Five Orbs an' an Orb is more an plenty!

CUBS: Six!

ROGON: An' six Orb an' an Orb is twenty-three!

CUBS: Seven!

ROGON: An' if seven Orbs is your pleasure,
an' you adds one for good mesaure
Now 'ow many Orbs is then? Let me see...?

CUBS: Eight!

ROGON: I was jus' gonna say eight! If you'd given me 'alf a chance. Now you've made me loose count now! We'll 'ave to start all over again.
One Orb an' an Orb adds up to some Orbs...

CUBS: Two!

ROGON: An' two Orbs an' an Orb adds up to more...

CUBS: Three!

ROGON: An' three Orbs an' an Orb, makes an awful lot of Orbs...

CUBS: Four!

ROGON: Four Orbs an' an Orb, so I've often heard it said,
Gives you more Orbs than you've ever had before!

CUBS: Five!

ROGON: Five Orbs an' an Orb is more an plenty!

CUBS: Six!

ROGON: An' six Orb an' an Orb is twenty-three!

CUBS: Seven!

ROGON: An' if seven Orbs is your pleasue,
an' you adds one for good mesaure
Now 'ow many Orbs is then? Let me see...?

CUBS: Eight!

ROGON: An' this is where we're gettin' to the 'ard part. Cos the more you add, it's 'arder you'll agree?

CUBS: Certainly!

ROGON: In a book someone once read, "Take eight Orbs an' add an Orb, an' you'll has a score or more Orbs easily!"

CUBS: Nine!

ROGON: Nine Orbs in a line they're doing fine Orbs.
Add another Orb to nine an' that'll be...?

CUBS: Ten!

ROGON: Are you really sure it's ten?

CUBS: Shall we do it all again?

ROGON: No! Bash'crash it, you can count as good as me!!