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CHORUS:
What y'cha having for dinner, Axl?
What y'cha having for dinner, Axl?
What's your supper?
What's Eclair's got?


CHEF ECLAIR:
Leet me tayke a luke in zee pot

AARON: Whaddya see, dude?

CLAY: Yes Axl, what have you got?

AXL:
Der...Oy've got...
Owl Soup
Jowl Soup
and a little Fowl Soup
Fried Grits
Dried Grits
Skinny & White Grits
Hog Belly
Frog Belly
Cookin' nice Possum Jelly
That's wot's a-cooking fer me grub!


CLAY: Well...that's...appetising.

AARON: What else you got, dude?

CLAY: Yes, what else have you got?

CHORUS:
What y'cha eating for dinner, Axl?
What y'cha eating for dinner, Axl?
You're sure starving
What else have you got?


CHEF ECLAIR:
I'll tayke anozzer peek at hee's dish

CLAY: What do you see, Chef?

AARON: Yeah, Axl. Like, what else've you got?

AXL: Yea, Oy see fish.

CLAY: Fish, eh? What kind of fish?

AXL:
Catfish
That fish.
There's a really tasty fish
Stiff squirrel
Stuffed squirel
Tender & tough squirrel
Goose eggs
Loose eggs
And Oy'll introduce eggs
that you've never ate before.


(Bass Drum Roll)

AARON: He's fainted!

CLAY: I say, Elcair. You'd better hurry up and finish serving Axl, then bring smelling salts. Lance just turned green and fainted.

AXL: Hey, Oy ain't finish eatin' yet! Oy've been out all day. This makes my mouth water.

CHORUS:
What are you eating for dinner, Axl?
What are you eating for dinner, Axl?
You're still hungry,
What have you got?


CHEF ECLAIR:
I'll tayke anozzer peek at hee's dish

CLAY: What do you see, Chef?

AARON: Yeah. Like, what've you got?

CHEF ECLAIR: Mama Mia! I zeez ze geebleetz!

CLAY: Giblets? Gadzooks! What kind of giblets?

AXL:
Gizzards!
Chopped up in gravy,
and they're soft up.
Black-eyed peas fried
and a little hog's hide.
Hot beaver,
Cold beaver,
young and very old beaver
that's what's a-stewing fer me grub!


CHORUS & CLAY:
That's what he eats.

CHORUS & AARON:
That's what he eats.

CHORUS & AXL:
That's what he/Oy eats.

AXL:
The very best!!
Here's a song that that gluttonous meat-head Axl may enjoyFood ...even if no one else can stomach it(!) Laughing 

This  is based on the song from The Beverly Hillbillies Album; www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A7YxC…
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